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Jeffersonian, Towson, Maryland

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DON'T WORRY OVER A LOSS. \PITCH CN AND COVER IT UP WITH A GAIN. IT WILL PAY YOU TO PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS THE Equal and exact justice to all men of whatever state or per-suasion, religions or political. —Jefferson. tfi THE PEOPLE, BY THE PEOPLE, FOR THE PEOPLE" VOL. IX. No. 35 "It Covers The Community Like The Dew' TOWSON, MARYLAND, SATURDAY, ^AUGUST 21, 1920 MARYLAND JOURNAL, BSTABIilSHED 18«5 ( In a letter from the Eastern Bureau of the National Lime Association addressed to County Agricultural Agent J. F. Hudson, the necessity of farmers ordering lime early is set forth, especially that on or about August 2 0 the 40 per cent, freight-rate increase becomes effective. UNCLE JUKE BUCK ' Assume Editorship Of New Newspaper At Gobbler's Knob; "The Sandpaper;", HOLY JUMPIN* JUPITER! Yer's yer Uncle Jake back after er couple dozen weeks' vacation follering ther Demmykrat convention in Sanflam-bisco, and them days, them hours and them minutes what me and Mame spent and chucked erway at Bar Harbor is just rejunnated yer Uncle Jake same as he had some of them gol durn ole monkey glands sewed inter his throat. YE GODS! Since we's been gone Gobbler's Knob ain't ther same place. Why, we's been missed so much that ther tears ahed by ther 'habitants jes caused er flood, what wrecked ther grist mill uf 'Ole Silas Rubendorff what crushed ole straw hats up inter shredded wheat and nigh 'bout drouned Ole Susie Soreback, ther Knob's famous baritone singer. 'Taint no use ar-guin', it's er gol durn good feeling ter be missed. HOLY MOSES! Yer Uncle Jake sure is durn glad that he wasn't born under ther crab star, and is a blame siite more satisfied with being so handsome than if he was er chronic crab, er grouch, er dispep-tic, numerical ailer, er disgruntled fish, and er dreamer what thinks ther whole durn world is turning on its axis agin him. Sech er 'xistence must be ther curse uf life and death, ther sweet realization of all. 'Taint no use fer yer ter laugh, it's er disease what there ain't no cure fer. SIZZLING CAT FISH! Ther ancient and honorable, disgruntled, distinguished and dissatisfied Wm. R. Price, what hails from up 'round the Timonium Fair grounds and what's one of ther leading lights in ther Taxpayers? conflumigation and what's also ther conflab's secretary, ain't had much to say with pen ancl ink in answer ter Jedge Charlie Burke lately. Reckon ther ancient and honorable Timoniumite realizes that ther Jedge is jest er little too much fer him ter articulate ¦with and's been keeping under cover in the woodshed up at ther fair grounds. From all 'pearances that there new chcarter airi't goner mount to much. 'Pears, like peeple's jest beginning ter know "what er blame nuisance it ud be, and they's goiner rise up in force agin it. Them there radicals what wants ter put ther thing over ain't caring much fer ther after 'fects. They's like all other fanatics, all what interests them is gifting their pet scheme across. •SOUR PRUNE JUICE! While ther rangement uf salary ain't been definitely located yer Uncle Jake 'spects ter sever, cut, amputate, etc., his connection and association with ther "Jeff" fer ther managing editor's office of ther Daily Sandpaper, what will be commenced at Gobbler's Knob and what'll be financed by Peter McGinder Spendthrift, ther near-'bout millionaire of Mary Ann'si Crossing, ther yap what controls ther livery stable, ther garbage, ther national bank of Skinum and Gobbler Knob's only hotel, "The Stickabout." Ther Sandpaper will be rough, daily and handle everything from births ter deaths. Ther first feller ter contract fer advertising was ther ancient and honorable grave-diggings undertakers and professional em-balmer Burns, . uf Towsontowh, who's done heard that er epidemic er itch is. due at ther Knob and what 'xpects ter do er land office business in hanging-out crapes. But because brother Burns has taken 'vantage of ther Sandpaper, don't git ther impression it'll be er dead issue. On ther front page there'll be er kartoon by Simp Maclone, what's been studying fer er couple dozen nights from er correspondence, school up in 'Laska, and his kartoon is so well executed that he's marked on everything jest what it was so'si ther subscribers wouldn't be misled. Ther eddytorial colum'll be under ther rigid charge of yer Uncle Jake, and Mary Rebecca Radcliff Loosehead'll be ther (Continued on Pase 4, Col 5) CONTEMPLATED VACANCY Examination Will Be Held For Fourth Class Postmaster At Texas. ^.n examination wirt~be held at Baltimore on August 28, to fill the contemplated vacancy of fourth-class postmaster at Texas, this county. Applicants must reside within the territory supplied by the post office for which the examination is announced. The examination is open to all citizens of the United States who can comply with the requirements* Application blanks, Form 1753, and full information concerning the requirements of the examination can be secured from the postmaster at the place of vacancy or from the United States Civil Service Commission, at Washington, D. C. Applications should be properly executed and filed with the Commission at Washington, D. C, at the earliest practical date. , THE NEW PERFORMER The Ringmaster—"There ain't aiu telling which trapeze she'll grab. Women Can Now Vote; Tennessee Ratifies Suffrage Amendment Census Returns Show That Nearly 27,000,000 Females Will Be Entitled To Cast Ballot In Coming Election; Must Get Their Names On Registration Books. After a battle which has raged with varying intensity for a decade or more, the cause of Woman's Suffrage has triumphed. The last barrier was removed Wednesday when the Legislature of Tennessee- a Democratic State, by a close vote ratified the Federal suffrage amendment. The amendment, having now been ratified by thirty-six States, has become a part of the supreme law of the land, and while' it may have to run the . gauntlet o courts, as did the Prohibition amendment, no one seriously questions its' validity or doubts that it will he upheld. The passage of the suffrage amendment means that the women of all the States will be permitted, it' they choose Tl L EXCEL EREIOFORE HELD Will De A Real Agricoltural pair, With Good Music, Sideshows And Many New Exhibits, Induing One Of Sculpture And Art—Cattle « Display To De Large—Saturday Will De Couoly Day. The Great annual fair at Timonium, which opens August 31, is expected to excel anything of the kind heretofore held in Baltimore county. It will be a real agricultural fair, with all that goes with it—horse racing, good music, side shows, pretty girls, politics and et cetera. Every freal attraction that has been there before will be there again, plus many new attractions, so that every visitor o*$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$f the best shows in this line that can be seen anyhere in the East. Granville H. Hibbard will be in charge. Further on may be found the new Art Gallery and Sculpture Exhibit, under the auspices of the Charcoal Club and Edward Berge. Adjoining the Art gallery is the Kindergarten, with the swings, slides and sand piles. Here is where the children will be cared for while their mothers enjoy the fair. Even the tiniest baby will have a trained nurse to watch over its mid-day nap in the new Nursery. In the Household Building will be found the usual preserves, piesi, cakes, knitting, embroidery and all the attractions dear to the . housewife's heart. The ladies assisting will be Miss K. E. Braithwaite, Mrs. Carville D. Benson, Mrs|. Henry West, Miss Keller, of the University of Maryland Extension Service, and Mrs. A. S. Cook, of Towson. To the left of the building will be found the U. S. Government Department of Agriculture Exhibit under Pi of. T B. Symons and Dean P. W. Zimmerman. Passing out of the Household Building, you will arrive at the Poultry Building, where you will meet Mr. Fiank G. Riggs and Mr. R. J. Walden, ¦who claim today they are about filled up. In connection with this Department, Miss Margaret Mahaney, of Concord, Mass., will give daily lectures on turkey raising in the Cattle Exchange Building. Passing on you will arrive at the Horticultural Hall, Mr. W. B. Kemp in charge. All the flower clubs of the different counties have joined in making this a most magnificent display. Fruits and vegetables, seed wheat, etc., will be found here in abundance. Next, we come to the Boys' Club Exhibit, and here we find Mrs. J. F. (Continued on Page 4, Col. 4) LARGE CROWD ATTENDS Aggressive Speaking Tour Will Cover Every Village And Hamlet For Democracy's Cause. (Special Correspondence to The Jeffersonian)—"The most agressive speaking campaign in the history of American politics will be conducted in behalf of the election of Governor James M. Cox and Franklin D. Roosevelt," said Senator Pat Harrison, of Mississippi, in his firait statement following his appointment to be chairman of the Speakers' Bureau of the Democratic National Committee, "Not a hamlet in disputed States will be overlooked in this determined effort to bring home to the people of the country the sterling qualities, \ the. broad statesmanship and constructive ability of the Democratic standard-bearers," continued Senator Harri»0n. "With two such candidates and with the story of achievement we have to tell, we know that our speakers will have no difficulty in convincing the men and women of the country that the continuance of the Democratic party in power in the nation is the better part of wisdom. "Every Democrat, man or woman, capable of carrying the Democratic message will be called on to do his or her share on the platform and stump. To them will be entrusted the duty of expounding the (unexcelled Governor Cox for progressive legislation in Ohio and the magnificent and constructive record i*£, the Democratic administration, botW executive and legislative, in Washington. "Not only wilL. these speakers from coast to coast fell the true sjtory of progressive Democracy, but they will lay bare the unjust criticisms/ and unfair misrepresentations of the leaders of the Republican party and the reactionary record of its candidate. "The challenge of the Democratic national organization- to its Republican adversaries is to come out into the open and submit \ the respective records of the two parties and opposj-ing candidates to the limelight of publicity. We have no fear of the result of such a contest of truth telirng. Through our army of speakers we will carry the Democratic slogan of 'Peace, Progress and Prosperity' to the people, confident of their verdict We invite the Republican party to meet us on this ground. "Governor Cox and Mr. Roosevelt (Continued on Page 4—Col. 2) AGAIN IN "LIMELIGHT" Last Day At Old Emory Grove High Spot In Its-Existence. More than 5,000 people came from all Sections to attend the closing day services at Old Emory Grove, this county, on Sunday last. The Golden Jubilee Meeting marked the high spot of the fiftieth annual camp meeting. TOURNAMENT ANNOUNCED Odd Fellows Will Hold One At Granite On Labor Day, September 6. The first, and probably the only tournament in Baltimore county this season, has been announced. At Granite, on Labor Day, September 6, beginning at 2 P. M., the knights will ride for honors at an affair given under the auspices of Ehiloh Dodge, No. Ill I. O. O. F. The judges will be Wm. J. Peach, Simon J. Kemp and Winfield S. Hobbs. The charge to the knights will be made by J. Howard Murray, of Towson, while Elmer R, Haile will deliver the coronation address. Bremen A. Trail will be chief marshal, asjsisted by L. Wilmer Ehlers. "Hilltop" Scene Of Attempted Murder And Suicide On Monday. "Dick" Turpin's old place, "Hilltop," on the Eastern Avenue road, this county, again was brought into prom-inenece by an attempted murder and suicide which was staged there on Monday evening last, when James O'Neill shot his wife and then turned the revolver upon himself. O'Neill died instantly, while his; wife was removed to a city hospital, where she is now a patient. to participate in the coming presidential election. The census returns show that nearly 27,000,000 women will have the right to vote. Just how many will exercise their right of suffrage, and how their influence will affect the general result, remains to be seen, put in view of the record of the Democratic party on the suffrage issue it is believed at this time that the Democratic nominee for President will receive a majority of the feminine vote. The immediate problem ahead, especially in this] State, is to get the new' voters on the registration books, so that they may be entitled to cast their s in the general election. Attorney General Armstrong has already ruled that no special legislation is necessary, but a great deal of work must be done by the election officials. It will be no small task to register the 300,000 or more women in Maryland who are eligible for suffrage. * Under the existing law, there are only two days for registration in Baltimore county before the November eleetion— Septmber 28 and October 5~. ' The Jeffersonian, on behalf of the Democracy of Baltimore county, congratulates the women of the county upon their newly won political freedom and nvtes them to affilate wth their party. The Democratic party has, with few exceptions, been the dominant party in Baltimore county ever since its creation. The county, under successive Democratic administrations, has achieved wonderful progress. It has been wll governed, and as a result is today the largest, wealthiest and most progressive and influential county in the State. While we believe a majority of the women of Baltimore county have heretofore been indifferent about suffarge, we believe that they will now take advantage of their polit-iirerogatiyes, and exercise wholesome influence in the government of the county, just as they have in every other movement looking tn the advancement of our civilization. SNAP SHOTS IT NEWS Current Events In Brief Paragraphs From Many Sections Bearing On Varioos Subjects. i — rtroting was renewed in Belfast, but no firearms were used. It has been decided to appoint receivers for Charles Ponzi. Sir Norman Lockyer, eminent scientist, died at idmouth, England. Four hundred persons were drowned in the recent floods in Saghalien Island. French troop trains on their way to Poland were side-tracked in Silesia. Dog law enforcement has been declared by Charles County Commissioners. William Perry Camp, aged 96 years, a West Virginia Pioneer, died at Clarksburg. Unknown men threw a bomb at the railroad bridge at Senji, a northern suburb of Tokio. Thirty-five vessels, aggregatng 272,-150 dead-weight tons, were completed for Shipping Board account in July. One fireman was killed and 50 overcome by smoke or injured by falling debris in a fire in New York city. Announcement was made in London that the Polish and Russian armistice and peace delegates had met at Minsk. Murder is now believed to account for the recent disappearance of Lafayette Drinkar.d, of near Lynchburg, Va. 1 The Chicago Federation of Labor adopted resolutions commending the Russian Soviets for its action in Poland. The Knights of Columbus delegates arrived in Paris on their -way to the dedication of the LaFayette statue at Mctz. Negotiable railroad bonds for $200,-000 were stolen from the mail in transit between Milwaukee and the New York house of Paine, Weber & Co. iContinued on* Page 4.) ¦ ¦¦iiiitii .--....,.j •»¦»••»*¦. •••••»»•.•,•»»¦ :.zr;r." fciu«ai»t«il {JjjpP3'3 !•*¦• • *51t£« • I • • i • I '¦¦•»••• .«»«• * I ¦ • ¦ ¦ i •<••»«••«¦*•¦•¦¦•¦ a ¦ ¦ a • )¦•«¦«»¦ a aria 1111 i 11 I |»»¦«¦¦• •iiiiia l I til tfrnamm ¦¦•¦¦¦-* r b ¦¦ ¦ •¦¦¦¦I ¦ ¦¦»¦¦¦¦ ID III lllinHIIHBRiSIB •¦¦¦¦iiflirj:c« iiii»ar c-lH!iil REJUIENCY Marathon users are just as enthusiastic about the Marathon Tire as we are—let them give you the reports of its surprising service. We rest our case on what the Marathon Tire has done for them. i'* H. E. CROOK CO., Inc., Distributors, 18 W. Oliver St. Phone, Mt. Vernon 3713 Baltimore, Md. ryland State Archives mdsa_sc3410_1_63-0254.jpg