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Maryland State Archives Jeffersonian, Towson, Maryland mdsa_sc3410_1_81-0826 Enlarge and print image (5M) |
| Saturday, January 26, 1924—Page 8 THE JEFFERSONIAN, TOWSON, MARYLAND Subscription Bills for The Jeffersonian Will Be Mailed Durin The Comin ...Week... They^AftfPayable / In Advance, So If You Wish To Continue Receiving Your Copy, Send a Check Immediately. (L/aM©oo t P TIE H0KL9 OT?H Y@55° genesis tm® TOM SUEP &L@ff3f (By D. F.) THE MAKING OP FRIENDS. If nobody smiled and nobody cheered and nobody helped us along; If each every minute looked after himself and the good things all went to the strong, If nobody cared just a little for you, and nobody though about me, And we stood all alone to the battle of life, what a dreary old world it would be! If there weren't such a thing as a flag in the sky as a symbol of comradeship here; If we lived as the animals live in the woods, with nothing held sacred or dear; And selfishness ruled us from birth to the end, and never a neighbor had we; And never we gave to another in need, what a dreary old world it would be! Oh! if we were rich as the richest on earth, and strong as the strongest that lives, Yet never we know the delight and the charm of the smile that the other man gives. If kindness were never a part of ourselves, tho' we owned all the land we could see, And friendship meant nothing at all to us here, what a dreary old world it would be! Life is sweet just because of the friends we have made and the things which in common we share, We want to live on not because of ourselves, but because of the people who care; It's giving and doing for somebody else, on that all life's splendor1 depends, And the joy of this world, when you've summed it all up, is found in the making of friends. LOYAL TO THEIR SOCIETIES. It was a novel experience for Mrs. Holden, newly established in the South, when her two colored maids asked to have "off" a certain after noon. First came 'Liza: "Mis' Hold'n, I'd lak to git dis evenin' off. My s'ciety is meetin' an' I'm mos' bound to be dere." "What society do you belong to?" questioned Mrs. Holden dubiously. "I belongs to de Daughters o' Ruth," replied 'Liza proudly. She was given the afternoon. Very soon Keziah appeared— "Mis' Hold'n, I'd lak to git dis evenin' off. My s'ciety is meetin' an' I'm mos' bound to be dere." "What do you belong to—the same society as 'Liza?" asked Mrs. Holden. "No'm," replied Keziah with emphasis and indignation and pride. "No'm, I don' b'long to de Daughters o' Ruth. I b'long to de Concubines o' Solomon." A SPECIALIST. "Seems to me your JirrecT man is awful slow," ^.cefsiaented Farmer Fumblegaj;e:—' „ "YSs," ruefully replied Farmer Field. "He is not only slow, but it takes him longer to be slow than any other hired man I have ever had." THE SEASON'S HIT. "Here's a book," said the agent, "you can't afford to be without." "I never read," said the victim. 'VWell, buy it for your children." "I'm single—I have no family. All I have is a dog." "Well, don't you want a nice heavy book to throw at the dog now and then?" KIPLING A LA PROVIDENCE. Loving's a fake, it's really not Worth what it costs by far, For every time you hug a girl You break a good cigar. WELL, IT SAYS, "HEAVEN," DOESN'T IT? "Mamma are there women in heaven?" "Surely! Why not?" "Well, here in the eighth chapter ef Revelations it says: 'And when he had opened up the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven about the space of half an hour.' " NO DOUBT. "What did Helen say when you turned out the light and kissed her?" "She said that she felt as if she never wanted to see my face again." HIS COMEBACK. A woe-begone specimen of the tramp tribe made a call at a rural residence to ask for aid. The door was opened by a woman of angular proportions, severe in demeanor, and uncertain age and temper. Having speedily ascertained the object of the unexpected visit, in raspy tones she observed: "I shall not give you anything. If you had been wise, you would not have come here. Do you know who I am?" The weary wonderer replied that he had not the pleasure of knowing. "Well, I'm a policeman's wife, and if he were here he would take you, and very quickly, too." The tired tramp looked at her> quietly for a minute, and then replied: "I believe you, ma'am. If he took you he'd take anybody." MEETING OF TOWSON W. C. T. U. JUST LIKE BOSTON. "The Sheriff tells me," remarked a visitor to a Western town, "that there hasn't been a prisoner in the County jail for over a year. That would seem to indicate that your community is unusually free from crime." "Not necessarily," replied the native. "We've got some pretty slick lawyers around here." A meeting of the Towson W. C. T. U. will be held at the home of Mr. and Mrs. William H. Flayhart on Thursday evening next, at which Miss Minnie Denton Taylor, one of the State officers will deliver an address. ------------o----------- HENRY KOCH RESUMES DUTIES. Mr. Henry Koch, associated in the Clerk's office, was confined to his home the fore part of this week with a severe cold. He is now back on his job at the Court House. -----------o----------- KINGSVILLE WOMAN VISITING IN WASHINGTON. Miss Virginia Fleury, of Kings-ville, is spending some time with her niece, Mrs. Frank Fenwick, of Washington. -----------o----------- STORK VISITS PARKVILLE. The stork visited the home of Mr. and Mrs. William H. Schafer, at Parkville, recently, leaving a dandy baby girl. -----------o----------- ENTERTAINS MANOR BOOK CLUB. On Wednesday last, Mrs. John T. Price entertained the Manor Book Club at her home in Monkton. -----------o----------- BALTIMORE COUNTY MARRIAGE LICENSES. SHAEFFER-MOSIBR — Ernest C, 21, Parkton, Katie, 18, Stewart-town, Pa. CORNLEY-WILHELM—George W., 21, Riderwood; Mary E., 19, Rockland. SEILER-BROWN — Earle H, 22; Myrtle B., 22, both of Baltimore. CUMBERLAND-UEBEL — Charles R„ 21; Rose C, 19, both of Elli-cott City. ------------o----------- 14,000 RABBITS TO BE TURNED LOOSE IN COUNTY. There will be 14,000 rabbits distributed through the State Game Warden office in Baltimore County. There were 1,000 Hungarian partridges liberated in the County. MAN ACQUITTED. Myer Auslander, charged with having fired a building at Granite, owned by J. Fred and Dorsey Offutt, was acquitted in the Circuit Court at Towson. The case was heard by Chief Judge T. Scott Offutt and Associate Judge Walter W. Preston. Auslander conducted a store in the building, which was destroyed by fire on November 20. State's Attorney H. Courtenay Jenifer stetted an indictment against Yetta Auslander, his mother ,on the same charge. BABIKOW ESTATE GOES TO CHILDREN. The will of William E. Babikow was probated in the Orphans' Court at Towson, and he bequeaths his estate to his children. A compromise between William J. Bryan and his critics might be worked out on the basis of Mr. Bryan's recognizing the law of evolution in return for the other side's recognizing the Volstead Law. Wireless enthusiasts in Norway have been hearing bagpipe selections broadcasted from Aberdeen. Many of the hardy Norsemen, however, are continuing to listen-in. Pending the elimination of grade-crossings, the locomotive designers might at least replace the antiquated cow-catcher with some sore of automobile mit. That philosopher who says no new crime has been invented in a thousand years hasn't heard many of the new popular songs. Senator Brookhart says the Progressives are making history. It's hysteria, isn't it? Quack doctors are smart ducks who should become jail-birds. "Why is Akron the healthiest city in the United States?" asks the New York Times. Apparently because most of the automobile tires manufactured at Akron are ,used elsewhere. The next generation will have no desire for intoxicants, says a scientist. We hope that's true, but a coon dog's puppy just naturally takes to treeing coons. "Our Government is one of checks and balances," declares a Virginia Democrat. Our observation is that whenever the Government gets our check our balance disappears. STAR MARKET i * SPECIAL FOR THIS WEEK Best Prime Roast 23c 3-Cornered Roast 23c Rump Rcast V2c Choice Veal Cutlets 38c Sirloin Steak 33c Porterhouse 38c Spring Lamb Chops 48c All Pork Sausage 25c Smoked Sausage 20c Ground Beef 18c Sugar 10%c lb. Coffee, Canned Goods, etc. URBAN BUILDING 423 York Road, Cor. Penna. Ave. ?]? TOWSON, MD. X M. C. GENTRY, Mgr. * v EVERY drop of gasoline that we sell1, you is guaranteed to be of the highest quality. The same is true of our lubricants. Come in and get acquainted. "Every drop, reol value" TOWSON SERVICE STATION TOWSON, MD. |BiBBIIIBHBEBIBBiBIDBBeSBEIBI!aHBBiBElHH All Baltimore Dressed Meats i Your Quality Meat Market, Inc. i 410 York Road Towson Christhilf Bldg. Reisterstown York Road Cockeysville Special for Saturday, January 19: Pork Chops or Roasts 16c Fresh Shoulders 151c Shafer's Smoked Hams 24£c All Pork Fresh Sausags 25c Home Killed Steer Beef Rump Roast 271c Rib Roast 28c Best Cut Sirloin 38c Full line of Fruits and Vegetables. New Market noux open 1114 W. 36th St., Hamden S ¦ i 3 There's No Trick About I \\T CmrAf'c Towson Saving Money At )• VV . \^l VV& fc store The combined purchasing power of over a hundred J. W. CROOK STORES enables us to buy in carload lots or more, giving you the benefit of Lowest Possible Prices on First Quality Meats and Groceries Libby's Evap. Milk, Tail Can 12c Pink Salmon, 12c Can Grandma.s Soap Powder, 4 Pkgs. 15c These Eggs Are Sure To Give Satisfaction Guaranteed Eggs 35c doz. Select Eggs 49c doz. In Carton Sweet Potatoes, 12V2c No. 3 Can Pumpkin, No. 3 Can, 12y2c Libby's Sauer Kraut, 12y2c No. 24 Can Kellogg's Bran Flakes, 8c Pkg. New Evap. Cherries, 17c lb. Russo's Italian Macaroni, lb. 10c Spaghetti, lb. 10c Noodles, lb. 15c ALL NEW CEREALS WHITE CORN MEAL, 3 lbs. 10c YELLOW CORN MEAL, 3 lbs. 10c CLEAN HOMINY, 3 lbs. 10c JUST ARRIVED Evaporated Apples, 16c 12-oz. Pkg. CAKE SPECIAL WHIRL TOP, 25c lb. A soft, honey cake with a chocolate and vanilla icing. About 24 to pound. Mother's Joy Creamery Butter 62c lb. Made from Whole Cream Best New York State POTATOES, 39c pk. Finest Quality. Compare this price with what you have to pay elsewhere. MEAT SPECIALS Prime Sirloin Clod Roast 33c lb. Tender Boneless Pot Roast 19c lb. All Cuts 3-Cornerd Roast 25c lb. Spring Lamb Shoulders 27c lb. All Cuts Lamb Chops 47c lb. Milk-Fed Loin or Leg-Veal Roast 35c lb. Fresh Pork Neck for Kraut 17c lb. LeanRoastRiborLoinPork25c lb. FOR SATURDAY ONLY Small Lean Smoked Hams 19c lb. Bacon by the Piece 17c lb. Large Slice Smoked Hams 43c lb. OUR OWN MAKE There's None Better Flavored Phila. Style Scrapple 12ic lb. Tasty Liver Pudding- 17c lb. All-Meat Fresh Sausag? 25c lb. Good Cooking Apples 12c i-pk. "Sealdsweet" Grapefruit 7iceach Noiseless Tip Matches 6 500 size boxes 25c Octagon Laundry Soap 4 bars 23c Maryland Cut Stringless Beans No. 2 Can, 12c Try One Of These Coffees For Breakfast Tomorrow MOTHER'S JOY Special Blend Coffee, 35c »b, MORNING CHEER COFFEE 29c lb. VERI-GOOD COFFEE 25c lb. Country Roll Butterine, 25c lb. Eckonut Nut Butter, 21c lb Rich Creamy Cheese, 29c lb. MONDAY MORNING HELPS LUX, Pkg. 10c CHIPSO, 32-oz. Pkg. 23c LA FRANCE PWD, Pkg. 9c LAUNDRY BLUINE, 8-oz. box 8c Laundry Starch, 16-oz. Pkg. 7£c Arm & Hammer Sal Soda, No. 2i Pkg. 8c CHOICE OREGON BERRIES BLACKBERRIES, No. 2 Can, 25c LOGANBERRIES, " " 25c STRAWBERRIES, " " 29c RED RASPBERRIES," " 35c 525 York Road Towson Towson 59-J Phone Towson 59-J and we'll have your order ready when you call *^ © Maryland State Archives mdsa_sc3410_1_81-0826.jpg |